Thursday, March 05, 2026

Hegseth Gaslighting Word Salad

 SECRETARY HEGSETH:  Well, unnecessary word  good morning.

We just <— red flag word, either say when if it’s important or delete finished an update with Admiral Brad Cooper, the CENTCOM commander across the CENTCOM AOR; our leadership and troops, as you would expect, doing a fantastic job. you don’t get this freebie opinion without evidence and few people expect anyone associated with this administration to be doing a decent job much less a favorite word of the shitstain who holds your puppet strings. Therefore, this appears, to discerning and informed listeners, deceptive until proven otherwise.

Two days ago, under the direction and direct orders of President Donald J. Trump, the Department of War there is no legal Department of War. That’s an incorrect and costly fake name illegally assigned by the shitstain and used by cult members that he had kompromat on launched Operation Epic Fury, another childish and embarrassing name assigned by the embarrassing profa pedophile party the most-lethal, immature hyperbole  most-complex and most-precise aerial operation in history. 🚨‼️🚩ADMISSION THAT THEY PURPOSELY TARGETED AN SCHOOL FULL OF LITTLE GIRLS

For 47 long years, all years are the exact same length you unprofessional, ignorant, unqualified puppet the expansionist and Islamist regime in Tehran has waged a savage, one-sided war against America. hyperbole and dishonest. In your position, every word, breath, inflection matters and you must be held accountable, by world law, for selecting the best words (not in the sense that shitstain claims but fails to use them but you emulate him perfectly) They didn't always declare it openly, except for their constant chants of "Death to America"; remember that time a presidential candidate on your side made a fool of himself singing bomb bomb bomb Iran on national news? Should have when you spoke these words as well as many other times people in this country shouted similar words, even in the faces of Iranian-Americans who were simply living their lives here not hurting anyone they did it through the blood of our people, car bombs in Beirut, rocket attacks on our ships, murders at our embassies, roadside bombs in Iraq and Afghanistan, funded and armed by Iranian Quds Force and IRGC killers. So YOU want to be just like them? Killing people for Israel? WE THE PEOPLE don’t agree. My generation of veterans were YOU fighting Bush’s illegal blood-for-oil wars?!  carried the names of brothers who never came home, brothers butchered by Iranian-backed roadside bombs and well-armed militias, thousands of our own.Reminder: YOU are wasting US citizen lives and dollars to do the same for Israel because they are too busy doing it to others. Please, work some logic puzzles and build some critical thinking skills before you get us all killed. 

We didn't start this war, YOU DID AND YOU BRAGGED ABOUT IT but under President Trump, we are finishing it. At the order of a dying, demented, dangerous, jealous, resentful, loser of a man you are killing people because he wants everyone to be as miserable as he is and to take us all down with him so we can’t celebrate his death the way he is celebrating the ones he ordered. Their war on Americans has become our retribution against their ayatollah and his death cult. Says the man who’s proud to be associated with the fake Department of War for the profa pedophile party that tried to convince voters that Democrats wanted to give them healthcare because they were “death panels” and then became that (self-fulfilling prophecy) death panel themselves and took away healthcare and leaves people to die? Hypocrites and liars are not good people. It took the 47th president, a fighter who always puts America first,lies - provable lies, he puts Israel and Russia and pedophiles before us, he is weak by every definition and diagnosis, and he doesn’t fight. He bullies, he cheats, he steals. Strong men don’t need to do any of that to succeed to finally draw the line after 47 years of Iranian belligerence. He reminded the world, as he has time and time again, being an American means something unbreakable. HE HAS BROKEN THE UNITED STATES AND IS CURRENTLY TRYING TO BREAK THE REST OF AMERICA. Yes, I screamed that part in writing and would do the same in person if forced to be in the presence of your evil spirit. If you kill Americans, if you threaten Americans anywhere on Earth, we will hunt you down Start with ICE. Clean up your own house first unless you enjoy looking like a hypocritical, lying fool without apology and without hesitation and we will kill you. Did you feel like a big boy saying those words? Your mother failed you but it’s never too late for one of you to correct that mistake. 

President Trump has also been very consistent. Crazy oops - punctuation and grammar errors here *ly needed on the end of consistent, small c, and move the period to behind crazy. AI messes up occasionally and you should learn to catch the errors regimes like Iran hell-bent on prophetic Islamist delusions cannot have nuclear weapons. It's common sense. I will argue that it is not common knowledge. If it were, the United States would not have nuclear weapons with this administration in power. Many have said it, many have said you aren’t qualified for your position but it takes guts to actually enforce it, guts? Is ten your age or your IQ? and our president has guts.current seeping out his neck and anus

Iran's stubborn and self-evident nuclear pursuits, their targeting of global shipping lanes and their swelling arsenal of ballistic missiles and killer drones were no longer — are no longer tolerable risks. Iran was building powerful missiles and drones to create a conventional shield for their nuclear blackmail ambitions. Do you own a mirror? Let me say that again:Let me say that again: Do you own a mirror? Is ten your age or IQ? a conventional shield for their nuclear blackmail ambitions, our bases, our people, our allies, all in their crosshairs. Iran had a conventional gun to our head as they tried to lie their way to a nuclear bomb. Paranoia and exaggeration are unsuitable traits for war game players. Resign. 

It almost worked under Obama and his terrible deal, 🏆there it is! The big reveal. Shitstain’s jealousy of President Obama’s Peace Prize and succesful negotiations is why he wants to start WWIII but not under this president. Turns out the regime who chanted "Death to America" and "Death to Israel" was gifted my opinion is that the word gifted in this instance is deserving of prison time for you. There should be a law against terroristic embarrassment of the country you are supposedly representing death from America and death from Israel.

This is not a so-called regime-change war, LIAR - in ‘things my mother neglected to teach me’ you can add: using immature designations like so-called only makes you look stupid but the regime sure did change, and the world is better off for it.

Today, in their desperation, the enemy is unmasked. As are you. Let’s get ICE unmasked as well. As Iranian missiles and drones rain down indiscriminately on the hotels, airports, apartments and other civilian targets ^^^^ way up there you proudly admitted that YOU TARGETED AND KILLED SCHOOL CHILDREN so sit-the-fuck-down of their neighbors, cowardly terrorist tactics - from a regime that for decades has trafficked oops, another tell - Trumpstein trafficking in the room in cowardly terrorist tactics, often referred to as DHS ICE tactics lies, death and destruction to this day.

The Iranian leadership has built nothing except proxies and missiles and drones and deeply-buried nuclear factories and facilities. Peaceful nuclear ambitions do not need to be buried underneath mountains. Truth doesn’t need to be buried under hyperbole so you’re even here

Last June, Operation Midnight Hammer obliterated their nuclear program to rubble. And they rebuilt it in this short time?! Afterward, we told them plainly, "That's it. Now make a deal." They arrogantly if anyone knows arrogance, it’s you. Maybe you do have a mirror refused. We said, "Rebuild it and we'll stop you again, this time, far worse." Well, President Trump, Secretary Rubio, Steve Witkoff, Jared Kushner, they bent over
backwards for real diplomacy, offering pathway after pathway to peace. I watched it. I was there. They tried over and over and over again, earnest attempts at peace. The former regime had every chance to make a peaceful and sensible deal. But Tehran was not negotiating; they were stalling, buying time to reload their missile stockpiles and restart their nuclear ambitions. Their goal: Hold us hostage, threatening to strike our forces. Damn. I am a sarcastic bitch and you wore me out. I think listeners probably played Shitstain and slept through this part so readers most likely did, too. 

Well, President Trump doesn't play those games, speaking of games, do you know how many millions of taxpayer dollars that cheater and thief had spent on golf and schmoozing with victims of obvious unlicensed plastic surgeons? It’s a crime. and as Secretary Rubio said after the Maduro raid, "If you don't know, now you know." Such profanity! President Trump puts America and Americans first. No matter how many times he ordered you to say that, I promise not even the bottom tier cult members are buying it.  He doesn't hesitate, and neither do our troops. The mission of Operation Epic Fury is laser-focused: On school girls! Do they think they’re on Trumpstein Island? Destroy Iranian offensive missiles, destroy Iranian missile production, destroy their navy and other security infrastructure and they will never have nuclear weapons. Or, stop being such dicks that people want to nuke you? Have you thought of that? We're hitting them surgically, back to the island again? Or the ranch this time? Can we hope you guys are delving into those doctors? overwhelmingly and unapologetically. Mom failure list: ly words don’t belong in important documents or speeches. Use them at your own risk of looking unserious or unprepared.

With every passing day, Shit! I was heartset on thinking only of days that never end. our capabilities get stronger and Iran's get weaker. Busting bubble time: no proof of either We set the terms of this war, from start to finish. Nice of you to own your failure.  Our ambitions are not utopian; they are realistic, scoped to our interests and the defense of our people and our allies. Liar - you are using U. S. military and treasury to serve as Israeli mercenaries 

Speaking of people, we hope the Iranian people take advantage of this incredible opportunity. President Trump has been clear: Now is your time. Shitstain hasn’t uttered a clear sentence since - when was that Riley encounter? Decades ago feels safe. 

To Iranian security forces, choose wisely. President Trump has also been clear about your fate in either direction. Reliving your G. I. Joe days? 

To the media outlets and political left screaming "endless wars," stop. This is not Iraq. This is not endless. I was there for both. Doing what, exactly? Following or giving orders? Our generation knows better and so does this President. General Bone Spurs? He called the last 20 years of nation building wars dumb, and he's right. This is the opposite. Same profa war-for-oil mongers, different stuffed suit fall guys 

This operation is a clear, devastating, decisive *** please, DO keep reminding us that you targeted little school girls mission: destroy the missile threat, destroy the navy, no nukes. Israel has clear missions as well for which we are grateful, capable partners, as we've said since the beginning, capable partners are good partners, unlike so many of our traditional allies who wring their hands and clutch their pearls, hemming and hawing about the use of force. You alienated our ethical allies and put us in danger. Thanks for owning that part, too. 

America, regardless of what so-called Mama Hegseth, please finish your job. Motherhood is for life. international institutions say, is READER BREAK UNLESS YOU’RE CLUTCHING A G. I. Joe doll:  following is nothing more than Petey Boy trying to impress you with words he believes are impressive unleashing the most lethal and precise air power campaign in history. B-2s, fighters, drones, missiles, and of course classified effects. All on our terms with maximum authorities. No stupid rules of engagement, no nation-building quagmire, no democracy building exercise, no politically correct wars. We fight to win, and we don't waste time or lives.

As the President warned, an effort of this scope will include casualties. I remind you, in callous, sociopathic parlance and tone War is hell and always will be. And the profa pedophile protecting party wants you to live (or die) through a hell of their making. A grateful nation honors the four number increased already Americans we have lost thus far and those injured, the absolute best of America.

May we prosecute the remainder of this operation in a manner that honors them. No apologies, no hesitation, epic fury for them and the thousands of Americans before them taken too soon by Iranian radicals.

Before I turn it over to General Caine for the operational update, let me speak straight to you, the Joint Force, our warriors on the front lines. This is your moment. This is the generational turning point America has waited for since 1979 and since the rudderless wars of hubris, my generation, our generation endured, don't listen to the noise, just stay focused. Our commander-in-chief is steady at the wheel. We face a determined enemy, but you are better, but we must prove it every single day. History doesn't care if we're tired, if we're scared, or if the fight feels big. It demands warriors who rise anyway.

Peace through strength, <— we will fuck for virginity later the warrior ethos, lethality, unity of purpose, those are not slogans. They're the beating heart of what it means to wear the uniform, that uniform. You think clearly under fire, you act decisively in chaos, you uphold the constitution and you uphold our country without hesitation. We are not defenders anymore. We are warriors, trained to kill the enemy and break their will. History is watching. And history will not be kind to you or anyone responsible for putting you in the position you’re in now Be the force you swore an oath to be focused, disciplined, lethal, and unbreakable. AND REMEMBER YOU DO NOT HAVE TO FOLLOW ILLEGAL ORDERS

We will finish this on America-first conditions of President Trump's choosing, nobody else's as it should be. And know this above all, President Trump and I have your back always, Liar through fire, through criticism, through fake news, through everything, we unleash you because you are the best, most powerful, most lethal fighting force the world has ever seen.

May Almighty God there is no almighty god. They are all equal and must be sleeping because your administration would have been smited if they weren’t watch over you and his providential arms of protection extend over you. Godspeed warriors and keep going.


Hegseth Gaslighting Word Salad