Saturday, January 07, 2012

Survived the 2,000th Republican Primary Debate

Based only on what I saw tonight, I rank the candidates in this order (if I had to choose one for president): Huntsman, Gingrich, Perry, Paul, Santorum. If I had to marry one, it would be Huntsman. If I had to send one to live in China, it would be Gingrich. I'd most like to have a beer with Paul, want to see Perry on Dancing With the Stars, and would erase Santorum from existence.

The omission of Mitt Romney is not accidental. I refuse to believe that fake person is real. If by some weird chance he is, I rank him between Paul and Santorum.

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