Moving right along. Fallujah is down. Potential terrorists litter the streets in neat piles and the real fighters fled to other areas. We have successfully blocked the Iraqi Red Crescent's convoy of relief and guaranteed the survivors will not recover their missing limbs and grow into able suicide bombers. Mission accomplished.
Currently, dogs and cats assist in the clean up, dining on the bodies our liberated friends didn't have the decency to cross the blockades and bury. Halliburton will arrive soon to begin a one hundred eighty million dollar repair project, and we will install a new government, complete with a mayor, police chief, and thousands of police. Did I mention we may have shot down Satan in this raid and the real bonus is that nobody is paying attention to the election fraud in the United States?
Here at home, we are reminded there "haven't been many" civilian deaths in Iraq (latest estimate between fourteen and sixteen thousand) so we can move on to the war on Arlen Spector. Yes, another new war for the war president. A hostile group gathered to call Senator Spector a child killer and demand that the war president only endorse the killing of live babies in foreign lands, and prenatal killings if the mother is killed along with them in the name of liberation. Rabbi Vehuda Levin warned the war president he would not tolerate double standards; the people who gave him the mandate demand he uphold their particular version of killing values.
A tired activist demanded a litmus test in return for the six weeks he generously donated to the war president's campaign, and threatened the wrath of fifty thousands Catholics and millions of evangels who were on his side. Christian soldiers march on. Joseph Starrs claimed he spoke for the majority of the American people when he said Spector can't be trusted to kill only already born babies, but I suspect he failed to poll the majority.
No circus like this would be complete without an angry Jane LaRue, and a confused Mary Ann Kreitzer, to fuel emotion. No, they didn't suggest the group break to look at the latest flood of pictures of wounded Iraqi children. They would much rather refer to pictures of fetuses, which miraculously come with toe rings and tattoos at the six week stage. They repeated the same propaganda that has been debunked repeatedly. The war on truth rages on, even as we fight the wars on Afghanistan, Iraq, and Arlen Spector.
Don't forget, Rabbi Levin will not tolerate double standards.
While this group inks the final details on the roadmap to their litmus test, across the world we move on to secure Mosul. Security is so comforting in this troubled world.
Sandy Knauer, author of six published novels, bringing politics and social issues to fiction, and heart to political and social issue articles.
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